Alp, I need somebody

"There's a fly in your turtenwurst" - quote of the century.

First of all, I just looked up turtenwurst on google and nothing pops up, so that's unsettling. But why is it unsettling you ask? That is what we thought was turkey in the dining hall, and many people used it to make sandwiches. Eep. The flies were also all over our food.

One of the interesting parts of our stay in Fiesch was the lack of wifi. There was wifi down at the reception area and where we ate, but no wifi in our rooms. Womp. We did find a bench that could pick up single, however, and we deemed it the wifi bench. So original. Many weird things happened at the wifi bench that I will never feel the need to discuss.

Anywho, I climbed an alp! Well, sort of. We took two cable cars up, and then we climbed to the peak. It was the scariest thing ever. Talk about being afraid of heights. I played some Andy Grammer while we hiked for pump up. It made me move faster! Go Andy.

My friend Scott had 3 bars on his phone when we got up there. I was shocked. Then he said not to worry, that he'd be able to tell someone if I fell. Thanks Scott. You really made me less nervous...

Then, on the way down, my friends asked me to play more music because they liked hiking to music as well. And some lady had the audacity to scream at me. She barely spoke English, but she could muster out a "shut up". Okay lady. I'll turn my music off, but you need to get your hiking stick out of your ass. Then she ran off. Bye Felicia! Best part of that was a little while later a kid passes us with a shirt that says "Let music be the answer". I wish I could show that lady.

Then we had some lunch and found out our friend Mao got lost after she had left the mountain early to go back to the resort. But no worries, she flagged a van down, and they took her back. Such a Mao move. I'm glad she was safe. Switzerland probably has less creeps than America at least.

Interesting things to note: A random church bell decided to ring at 8:48 AM for like 10 minutes. I do not understand one bit. And #yourewelcome to my friends for holding their phones in my purse while we went swimming at the resort. On the way there I got them some mad steps on their pedometers.

Once again we played soccer and volleyball at nighttime. I played soccer as my girlfriends watched from the sidelines and cheered for me. They are so good to me. 

Oh and we did superlatives. I got best puns. Not upset about that :)

peace.love.meep

-amyjoy