Sitting on the double decker bus and my friends, for some reason, start talking to this guy named Ryan from America. Ryan tells us not to go to the place we were headed to because it was "dirty and not the best". So we believe him and go to a place called Dicey's instead- as per his recommendation.
Holy effing moly. I don't think I've ever been to such a ratchet place. My first stop was the bathroom with my friend Nicole. Not to vom, don't worry. The lady in the bathroom (common thing in Ireland is to have an attendant) had lollipops for sale. I resisted. But barely. So we go into the club and all of the sudden see my friend being ushered somewhere by security. She later comes back and tells us she went to "reception". Her name is Mao Chi. She is a character that I will have a whole post on later. We love the fact that she found an usher to get her a bandaid because her knee was bleeding.
One of the funniest things was seeing this random dude hold his phone up over all the heads. What the hell is he doing, we thought. He was Shazam-ing the song "Oh My God" by Usher. Literally, the only lyrics are Oh My God. I was in tears. Who even uses Shazam anymore? It's like an app that you use to find out what song is playing in a store. You put your phone up, and it tries to identify the music. Usually wrong, I may add.
There were so many creepy foreign guys. Not the Irish ones we all dreamed of. So the guys in my group were like, "If any one is freaking you out, we will be your default boyfriend." They said this to all the girls in my group. How sweet, right?! I ended up using my girlfriend Jordan as a scapegoat. For a hot second I was into women. And Jordan was a good sport. I just literally needed to get away from this guy.
The floor was also so sticky that if someone bumped into you, you rebounded just like those big moving things outside of car dealerships. See picture for reference. It was abominable.
Finally we decided to leave. At 3:30 am. Which usually wouldn't be a big deal...but we had to catch a bus to our day trip in Belfast at 6:30 am. Womp.
That is a story for my next post. Here is a great quote I found this week, though:
peace.love.meep
-amyjoy
Just deducted twelve euros from your account. Love, Jellen ❤️
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